C32 - Cosy Getaway in the Historical Center of Malaga

I shall explain in further detail, the sort of apartment which is being renting out as “Cosy”, and getting very good money for it. I shall not delve into aesthetics and the poor state of decor the place has, like the old cupboards of the kitchen which look right out of a haunted house, but I will stick to pure facts, which cannot be disputed, and because there are many these are just a few examples. 1. The very bad smells coming out of the bathroom are nauseating and disgusting. What sort of “cosy” feeling does the bathroom give me I wonder?! The bathroom smelled like a cow farm the entire time! I see, that there was an air freshener inside the bathroom to try and conceal the smell, but it was dry. 2. The toilet was dirty! I have used cleaner toilets in train stations! 3. The attachments of the hair dryer do not even fit the dryer, rendering the dryer unusable. 4. There was no cloth hanger inside the bathroom. Where was I supposed to hang my clothes when I get in the shower? 5. The is no lighting on the toilet sink. I don’t think it’s a lot to ask for. 6. The mattress in the bedroom was dirty and full of stains! 7. The pillow is bigger than the pillow cases! I had to sleep on pillows which were obviously not clean, put inside a pillow case which is smaller. 8. The lampshade inside the bedroom, has no bulb! Perhaps I was expected to buy a bulb to create a “cosy” feeling while I was there for a couple of days?! 9. The floor was dirty. Dirty to the extent that it was obvious that the floor was not cleaned before we entered. I always use my havaianas inside, which were spotless before I’ve entered the property. And... I will not mention that the property has no lift, so you would need to walk 3 flights of stairs to get to the property. 'C32 – Cosy Getaway in the Historical Centre of Malaga’ is a joke!

The first day we had no hot water, and the reception answered only a full day after. The cabinets and vanity were really dirty inside with left over open food from previous people. There were ants all over the sofa.